yourmomgoestocollege

•December 20, 2006 • 2 Comments

Dear People- I just heard that your mom is getting a minor in criminal justice.  I thought you would like to know. 

He was my homeboy

•December 20, 2006 • 2 Comments

My Hommie

Hey-

 This is George from “Of Mice and Men.”  Life has been pretty crummy since I shot my best buddy.  I deeply regret my decision, but I have thoroghly enjoyed hanging out at the cathouses, on the other hand.  I take my fifty bucks at the end of the month and well…you can draw your own conclusions.  Plus, I get all the ketchup I want.  You know, he was my buddy, but seriously, he was kind of a crazy son-of-a-bitch.   Word!

 
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