Hey-

 This is George from “Of Mice and Men.”  Life has been pretty crummy since I shot my best buddy.  I deeply regret my decision, but I have thoroghly enjoyed hanging out at the cathouses, on the other hand.  I take my fifty bucks at the end of the month and well…you can draw your own conclusions.  Plus, I get all the ketchup I want.  You know, he was my buddy, but seriously, he was kind of a crazy son-of-a-bitch.   Word!